Funny Christmas Quotes

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“ Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
~ Victor Borge

“ Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
~ Dennis Miller

“ Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
~ Kin Hubbard

“ I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
~ Shirley Temple

“ Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

“ Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.”
~ Ethel Merman

“ The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas

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